He calls it "Dwight Schrute Gym for Muscles", his buddy Darryl calls it "a scene out of Saw V". I thought it was pretty awesome.
|A gym that turns fat into cash. |
The first 20 members can take advantage of the pay what you weigh promotion.
Inside the gym, you got a gravel bucket squat yoke area, a hanging tire swing where you can hit it with a sledge hammer, a wood chopping station, a makeshift barbell, a dedicated phone book ripping station, and a tin cutting station where you can sell any tin you cut back to Dwight.
I thought to myself, there wasn't any state of the art modern gym equipment back in the day. These were things that actually kept people in shape. Let's go through each station and examine how these can really help you build some muscle:
|The Wood Chopping Station|
|This Make Shift Barbell|
|Phone Book Ripping Station|
|The Tin Cutting Station|
|The Old Sledgehammer and Hanging Tire Station|
|Gravel Bucket Squat Yoke Station|
According to Dwight, membership is $49 per month. But every third month is $59 a month. But the fourth month is a discount month at $19 per month. He is going to need the first month’s and the last month’s up front. It's pricey but I am up for this if it was real. It's good to try out of the box things once in a while.